Pet Peeves

Here is a list of my pet peeves, and other things that make me angry.
In no particular order.
Not inclusive.
Consider this your first warning.

• Bad grammar
• Tapping fingers on a desk or table
• "Cammo" as a fashion statement
• When people tell me something I already know
• Using the word "y'all" more than once in a sentence.  (really, using it at all bothers me, but I'm trying to be reasonable because I live in Alabama...)
• When people tell me I'm a yankee because I grew up in St. Louis
• When people suggest that I do something I am already in the process of doing
• When people are fans of a college sports team, and they have never attended said college
• Unwarranted advice
• Putting emphasis on the incorrect syllable of the word "guitar" (GIT-ahr instead of gi-TAHR)
• Arrogance
• When people pretend the know more than they really do instead of just asking a question
• When people won't answer a question
• When I am mistaken for a student, or a teenager
• Micromanaging
• When people haven't read the book, but they still go to see the movie
• When people find out I'm a musician and feel the need to inform me of their experience playing the clarinet or flute in middle school band
• Small talk
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